Eileen Wharton is a rat catcher, a professional cuddler, and Influencer. She also tells lies for a living!
Her first novel was published in 2011 to worldwide critical acclaim. And she’s won awards for exaggeration. It did top the Amazon humour chart so she’s officially a best-selling author.
She currently has five ‘lively’ offspring ranging from thirty-seven to eighteen years of age, and has no plans to procreate further, much to the relief of the local schools and police force.
She lives on a council estate in County Durham. She is hearing impaired, is allergic to cats and has a phobia of tinned tuna. She’s semi-retired from arguing with people on the internet.
